One would think it would be hard to be pen pals with someone in whom I have nothing in common with. But who knows, maybe if the law catches up with me (I don't have lights on my bike. I'm kind of a badass) we'll have more in common than I thought!
After browsing through a number of profiles, I finally selected a fellow human being to correspond with.
Here's what I wrote her:
Last time I checked Hallmark didn’t make cards for this, so I had to make do with what I could find. So Happy Bar Mitzvah, Grandson!
When it was suggested to me that I check out writeaprisoner.com, I was immediately put off by the number of shirtless men seeking “mailbox romance”.
Now, I read on the site that they don’t allow Internet access, but let me assure you, I don’t have to visit writeaprisoner.com to find topless dudes!
Then I stumbled across your profile and my faith was restored. A real (and fully-clothed) person!
Your profile touched me. Your writing exudes a strength of character that is both rare and admirable – a remarkableness spirit that I could not hope to match. Seriously, I get upset when I burn my tongue on my coffee!
I can’t pretend to relate to what you’ve been through, but I DID once walk into a coffee shop and ask the girl behind the counter “What’s your cup size?” True story.
But enough about me. How are you?
That is really cool that you want to start a non-profit. Any ideas what it will be called?
I noticed your birthday’s coming up, and I know they make cards for that!
Hope all’s well with you.
Keep being awesome!
This was a really easy way to share a little humanity. I encourage anyone who's interested to check out NTKOG's penpal program through www.writeaprisoner.com